The dust has settled, and if you followed my advice on championship bets, you’re probably swimming in cash right now. The Eagles’ dominant display on the field was no surprise to those who have been following this blog, but for the hapless Commanders, it was a rude awakening. They were ill-prepared for the relentless attacks of the Eagles’ formidable defense, whose ferocity could only be matched by their outstanding strategy.

As for Detroit previously, their feeble attempt at defense was no match for the Commanders’ unrelenting offense. Despite ranking 2nd in time of possession, Detroit’s defense quickly crumbled under the weight of their opponent’s onslaught. In contrast yesterday, the Vic Fangio-led Eagles defense stood tall and impenetrable, cementing their place as the undisputed top defense in the league. Even though their offense only ranked 10th in time of possession, their defense was far and away the best in yards allowed. Now that’s what I call dominance.

It was hilarious as bandwagon folks jumped on with the Commanders. You’ve just got to love these last data point gamblers who constantly help those who rely on systemic evidence get better odds, week after week.

In the midst of all the NFL chaos, the incomparable coach Andy Reid and his elite team execute yet another one score possession victory. But despite their consistent dominance, people still fail to comprehend the true genius behind the Chiefs’ success, so here’s a question that may help you. How did they manage to secure 21-year-old powerhouse Xavier Worthy with the “28th pick” in last year’s draft? And not just any average player – a blazing fast prodigy who shattered records with a jaw-dropping 4.21 at the NFL combine. It’s clear that this organization operates on a level above the rest, and until you can grasp that concept, you’ll never truly understand their greatness.

Lastly, I have to talk about NFL conspiracy nuts. The NFL conspiracy theorists are nothing but foolish, self-absorbed individuals who refuse to accept reality. They cling onto their delusions and concoct wild conspiracies to soothe their fragile egos, refusing to acknowledge the truth. Do they honestly believe that a secret gathering of hundreds of players, coaches, referees, AI video experts, and billionaire owners occurs in some underground cave every year to plan out a script for the entire NFL season? It’s absurd. But then again, in this idiotic world where 2 out of 10 people think it’s quite possible that the Earth is flat, anything is possible.

“Whenever insufficient data exists to support what people think is true, or they are too light minded to comprehend how things actually work, they often invent conspiracies to keep their foolish egos in tact.”

My final advice on the Super Bowl, as of today, the Eagles are 2 point underdogs, and I’d take the Eagles who I think will win by 4.